“What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.”
I just watched Borat last night for the first time since buying it this week and, yeah, it’s still pretty funny. Warrants mentioning.
Christian lives at home and doesn’t have high-speed internet so he can’t watch any of the videos I link to. He wants more pictures. Okay, Christian, I’ll give you some more pictures. I still don’t understand why you can’t watch the videos. I know you don’t have Road Runner, but I know for a fact that your mom has DSL.
Here’s something for Christian, its Gisele Bundchen who Tom Brady just apparently knocked up. Every site on the web is going to be telling this story if for no other reason than to show a picture of Gisele. For those of you keeping score at home, that’s Team Brady 2 – Mortal Men 0. Can you imagine what the NFL Draft is going to be like in 2029? Between Brady's two bastard offpsring and Matt Leinart's kid there are going to be three lucky teams. Maybe the Raiders can finally get a quarterback. Seriously though, between those three kids there won't be a virgin female left on the planet in the early 30's.
Though you should all see the newest trailer for Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Film For Theaters. I know Christian can’t see it, but doesn’t that make watching it even better?
Another video Christian can’t see: It’s some kids with boxing gloves. This has to end well. And it does! Yippee! I think the second video is of Canadians. (Via With Leather)
Oh yeah, in case no one heard, Peyton Manning attended a Super Sweet 16 this weekend for the cool appearance price of $200,000. There he was photographed “dancing” (it’s Peyton Manning folks, come on) with what I at first thought was a girl way to hot to be the birthday girl.
Turns out it was. It was Bollywood (Indian Film) star Mallika Sherawat who is quite the controversial little hussy in her homeland. I say go for it Peyton. She looks like the kind of girl who could get down to some Kenny Loggins. (Via Deadspin and SportsbyBrooks)
Am I the first to wonder if people are going to start questioning Peyton's ability to get "it" done? Brady's already got 2 and Manning still doesn't have any big wins. It's like the Super Bowl thing all over again. Peyton just can't win.
Thursday, March 08, 2007