This is the official CRM Survey Archive. We'll be compiling all the old polls right here in case you want to look back and remember all the crazy zany stuff I've put out there for public discourse. Of course this gives me an opportunity to post a picture of someone a stripper's pole and who better than
Hollywood's favorite red-headed step child the super talented and [sometimes] sexy Lindsay Lohan.
The layout of this archive is pretty simple, but I'll explain it anyway.
If you aren't good with number I'll put the number one choice in bold italics.
I'll be including the poll dates (ish).
I'll give a recap with my thoughts.
A fun fact will be included when necessary.
Polls Open: August 14, 2007
Polls Closed: August 19, 2007
Total Votes Cast: 14
How much Steel Reserve did I drink?
Recap: I personally thought this one would be closer, but in the end, you the readers of CRM said no, no, no to British soul-singer/waste-case, Amy Winehouse - unless of course you were as bombed as her.
Fun Fact: This was the very first poll ever conducted here at CRM.
How does my vacation affect you?
Polls Opened: August 21, 2007
Polls Closed: August 25, 2007
Total Votes Casts: 8
Who are you?
I guess I'll have to google Scarlett for a few days.
I'm going to have to drink a lot more.
No Ladies of T.G.I.F? My week has no reason to end.
It itches down there...
Recap: The only people that noticed I was gone where people who like to think dirty thoughts about their childhood memories. It was a close one, but at least everyone knew who I was.
Fun Fact: The vacation this survey refers to introduced the first ever non-me person (The lovely Lauren) to write anything for CRM.
Who Looks Worse Right Now?
Polls Opened: August 26, 2007
Polls Closed: August 30, 2007
Total Votes Cast: 20
Renato "Babalu" Sobral 6 (30%)
Lance "Dude, Where's My Car?" Briggs 4 (20%)
Michael Vick/Ookie/Ron Mexico 10 (50%)
Babalu had just finished choking out David Heath for an unnecessarily long time (He was later dropped by the UFC) so he was our second place finisher.
This was back when Briggs wrapped his Lamborghini around a telephone poll and left it on the side of the road because he was wasted. It turned out to be the most heads up play of his career.
Of course the winner in all things that look bad is usually going to be Mike Vick. He killed dogs and is going to jail so most of the voting public thought he was a pretty big douche. This helped him get the win.
Fun Fact: The timing of the Vick case with Tom Brady's first born bastard led to this.