Every Friday morning I'll be previewing the weekend's fantasy football match up in the Cousins of Ron Mexico Fantasy Football League. If you think no one cares about your (or my) fantasy football team, that's too bad because you're fucking wrong. So read it, skim it, or skip it because here's your CRMFFL Preview for:
Week 3
the Talent House Co-Op (0-2-0) vs. Duck Walkers (0-2-0)
This is a big match-up between the unbeatens. I’d tell you who looks like they’re due, but I don’t want to click on their awful teams.
Computer says: 129 – 122 in favor of the Talent House
B Cameron’s Baby Daddy (2-0-0) vs. ImGladImNotMarvin (2-0-0)
This is a big match-up between the unbeatens. Whoever wins this one takes a big step towards a 3-0 record, while the loser will take a big step towards a 2-1 record. Unless they tie, in which case they both move to 2-0-1. I’m personally rooting for both teams to lose.
Computer says: 129 -120 in favor of BCBD. *Bonus picture of Brynn Cameron
The Team (1-1-0) vs. Boddie Call (1-1-0)
This match-up features the two best team names in the league. One is simply the terribly boring “The Team” which strikes fear into the heart of someone, I’m sure. The other, “Boddie Call” which no one knows what that means. One team will win, one will lose, either way, I’ll be drinking.
Computer says: 124 – 108 Boddie Call
Quinn’s Shit Stabbers (0-2-0) vs. El Nino (2-0-0)
On paper this is a complete mismatch. Luckily, they don’t play the game on paper – they play it on the field. Unfortunately, the players on El Nino are much better on “the field” than the players on Quinn’s Shit Stabbers. This weekend QSS tries to answer the age old question, “Can a fantasy team employing both Brandon Jacobs and Jason Cambell win a single game?
Computer says: 128 – 112 El Nino
On A Bender (1-1-0) vs. Rape Stand and Deliver (1-1-0)
Pat vs.
Computer says: 122 – 111 RSD (That’s me! Let’s go 2-1!)
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