Every Tuesday or Wednesday morning I'll be recapping the previous weekend's fantasy football match ups in the Cousins of Ron Mexico Fantasy Football League. If you think no one cares about your (or my) fantasy football team, that's too bad because you're fucking wrong. So read it, skim it, or skip it because here's your CRMFFL Recap for:
The Talent House Co-Op doubled up on the Duck Walkers 161.5 – 83. That earns Christian the “Boof of the Week” Award! “Boof of the Week” goes to the team that got crushed by the most points each week. Since I’ve been doing a shitty job as commissioner/league blogger this year, I haven’t handed out any Boof of the Week awards.
So, here are the retroactive Boof winners from the first two weeks:
Week 1: On A Bender was boofed by a scant 28 points.
Week 2: Duck Walkers got boofed by me! Just under 35 points separated us.
Week 3: I just covered this, but it was by far the biggest boofing of the season as Duck Walkers continue to slide.
B Camerons Baby Daddy took its first loss of the season in a thrilling matchup with ImGladImNotMarvin 151.1 – 147.5.
The Team 137.9 – Boddie Call 94.2
El Nino 146.2 – Quinn’s Shit Stabbers 98.1
Rape Stand and Deliver 106.3 – On A Bender 78.4
The standings after Week 3:
1 El Nino------------------------------3-0-0
2 ImGladImNotMarvin---------------3-0-0
3 B Cameron's Baby Daddy------------2-1-0
4 The Team---------------------------2-1-0
5 Rape Stand and Deliver----------2-1-0
6 the Talent House--------------------1-2-0
7 Boddie Call--------------------------1-2-0
8 On A Bender------------------------1-2-0
9 Quinn's Shit Stabbers---------------0-3-0
10 Duck Walkers----------------------0-3-0
I’m a little worried. My team hasn’t put up many points. Randy Moss and Ronald Curry(!) are carrying my team right now. My first two picks Larry Johnson and Reggie Bush are killing me. Not to mention Marc Bulger. Oh, God, Marc Bulger. Things could take a turn for the worse soon.
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