Monday, October 22, 2007

Jason Caffey Loves To Finish

The Big Lead found this fun little story about Jason Caffey having 8 children with 7 different women. The most surprising part of the story?

Jason Caffey signed a 35 million dollar contract at some point?

With a professional basketball team?

Really?

You might remember 2-time NBA Finals MVP Champion Participant (knew I'd get that one right eventually) from his stint with the Chicago Bulls. Caffey is one of the many players that have the distinction of winning multiple championships because Phil Jackson preferred to have a full bench for most games in case he got bored and wanted to lead a philosophical discussion on the effects of a turkey sub with lettuce, tomatoes and American cheese on one's Chi.

Another interesting tidbit is that I bet you aren't even sure if that's Jason Caffey's face. (It is) I mean seriously, who remembers Jason Caffey enough to actually recognize him? Maybe Scottie Pippen, but that's only because he has probably asked him for money on occasion.

You know this shit doesn't happen to Randy Brown.

2 comments:

Jarrett Carter said...

Will Perdue exhales deeply and fires up his grill, knowing he has escaped the scorn and ridicule of the bloggin community, for another day.

Crucifictorious said...

Shouldn't Michael Jordan have to chip in for child support too? The guy did get Caffey his contract, so he is sort of to blame for the whole downward spiral that followed.