Every Tuesday or Wednesday morning I'll be recapping the previous weekend's fantasy football match ups in the Cousins of Ron Mexico Fantasy Football League. If you think no one cares about your (or my) fantasy football team, that's too bad because you're fucking wrong. So read it, skim it, or skip it because here's your CRMFFL Recap for:
Update: Starting this week I’m combining the recap and preview into one column because it means less work for me and more time to post witty comments on more successful other blogs. Here’s your recaps, bitches.
Rape Stand and Deliver: 133.1
Boddie Call: 53.5
How the fuck does a fantasy team score that few points? Is there Quarterback Marc Bulger?
No friends, my starting quarterback was Marc Bulger (and Daunte Culpepper!). BC chose not to start any active quarterbacks, which turned out to be a detriment to scoring points and such.
Also, for the first time, I scored the most points in the league. Yes!
Quinn’s Shit Stabbers: 85.9
B Cameron’s Baby Daddy: 85
Wow! What a close one! Who to blame for such a close loss?
How about Donovan McNabb. After getting everyone’s panties all moist last week with that aberration of a game he got the shit kicked out of him by the Giants.
Duck Walkers 105.3
ImGladImNotMarvin 95.6
IGINM takes its first loss because it used 2 inactive rosters spots. A risky move, but in the end it didn't work out.
El Nino 111.3
The Team 94.7
El Nino moves to 4-0 and is the last unbeaten. Basically Tony Romo took time out from his busy schedule of being awesome and having sex with Carrie Underwood to win a fantasy game or two this week. Nice guy.
The Talent house Co-Op 109.6
On A Bender 87.8
Brett Favre and Peyton Manning are two good guys to have as your quarterbacks. I’m just saying.
The standings after Week 4:
1 El Nino------------------------------4-0-0
2 ImGladImNotMarvin---------------3-1-0
3 Rape Stand and Deliver----------3-1-0
4 the Talent House--------------------2-2-0
5 B Cameron's Baby Daddy------------2-2-0
6 The Team---------------------------2-2-0
7 On A Bender------------------------1-3-0
8 Boddie Call--------------------------1-3-0
9 Duck Walkers----------------------1-3-0
10 Quinn's Shit Stabbers---------------1-3-0
Week 5 Preview:
Boddie Call will try to play a full roster when they take on the Talent House Co-Op. It should be interesting.
Projected score: TTHCO 134 – BC 78
Quinn’s Shit Stabbers will try to make it 2 in a row as they battle The Team. Isn’t it nice how everyone in the league has a win? I think it’s cute. I personally believe that now that LDT is back on track that QSS has had the roof taken of it’s limitations for success this year. At least I believed that until I realiezed the QB’s are Trent Green and Damon Huard. Matthew Berry is not impressed.
Projected score: QSS 98.2 - The Team 89.4
Despite the high scoring match-up that ImGladImNotMarvin and On A Bender could provide, I am bored by it and choose not to preview it.
Projected score: IGINM 129.9 – OAB 106.5
Are the Duck Walkers headed toward 1-4? Or will Carson Palmer’s Bye week provide deadly arsenicly poison for B Cameron’s Baby Daddy? Do you even care? If not, why are you reading this? I’m just kidding! Stay! Keep reading! I’ll give you a cookie!
Projected score: DW 85.6 – BCBD 104
The big match-up is Rape Stand and Deliver versus El Nino which pits me against my roommate. I have a chance to beat the last unbeaten. Of course Purple Jesus has a Bye this week, but hopefully that will give him the rest he needs to carry the ball upwards of 10 times in his next game!
Projected score: RSD 117.2 – El Nino 109.6
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