Every Tuesday or Wednesday (or Thursday) morning I'll be recapping the previous weekend's fantasy football match ups in the Cousins of Ron Mexico Fantasy Football League. If you think no one cares about your (or my) fantasy football team, that's too bad because you're fucking wrong. So read it, skim it, or skip it because here's your CRMFFL Recap for:
Week 5 was a rough one in fantasy land kiddies.
The recaps:
Who’s Ron Mexcio 83.6 (formerly Bodie Call – now apparently taking not-so-veiled shots at the home blog of the league? Trouble is brewing)
The Talent House Co-Op 85.9
Serves that dirty fucker fight for changing his name mid-season.
The Team 114.8
Quinn’s Shit Stabbers 79.6
ImGladImNotMarvin 74.6
On A Bender 77.5
Big W for OAB
Duck Walkers 93.9
B Cameron’s Baby Daddy 46.7 BOOF of the Week award!
Carson Palmer and Donovan McNabb being out the same week can hurt a team. I’m just saying.
Rape Stand and Deliver 65.8
El Nino 96.6
Fuck you Larry Johnson.
Standings:
1 El Nino------------------------------5-0-0
2 the Talent House--------------------3-2-0
3 ImGladImNotMarvin---------------3-2-0
4 The Team--------------------------3-2-0
5 Rape Stand and Deliver---------3-2-0
6 B Cameron's Baby Daddy-----------2-3-0
7 Duck Walkers-----------------------2-3-0
8 On A Bender------------------------2-3-0
9 Boddie Call--------------------------1-4-0
10 Quinn's Shit Stabbers--------------1-4-0
El Nino has taken a stranglehold on the standings while there's a logjam at 3-2.
Preview:
QSS 110.3, Duck Walkers 88.6
IGINM 102.6, Who’s Ron Mexico 90
On A Bender 106.9, B Cameron’s Baby Daddy 81
El Nino 94.9, The Talent House Co-Op 51.3 (The Bye-Week Ass Pounding Special!)
RSD 137.9, The Team 105.7 (If I get 16 points out of Larry Johnson like FOX Sports says, I’ll buy you a Power Thirst)
As always, if you want to bitch about your fantasy team – feel free to do so in the comments section. I don’t mind. I might even join in.
2 comments:
I just wanted to tell you personally you got jobbed on the TBL best comment competition.
I'm sure you'll have your vengeance on the next Tom Brady post.
Where's the fantasy hockey league weekly recaps?
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