It's Icy Outside - Good Thing We Have This Zamboni

Rangers 1, Devils 0, OT

Let me just go on record as saying that there is no way you can beat Henrik Lundqvist when you only take 17 cracks at him. He's real sick like that. Anyway, Brendan Shanahan put the game winner past Marty Brodeur and New York skated away with the win. Literally. With the current icy conditions in the Northeast the Rangers kept their pads and skates on and went home before showering. The press corps was not pleased.

Red Wings 5, Hurricanes 2

Generally, if Eric Cole scores twice and Cam Ward stops 33 shots you'll see Carolina on the other end of that score, but that shit doesn't fly when Andreas Lilja is around. Ya heard? Okay, just making sure that ya heard.

Flames 3, Blackhawks 2

Miikka Kuprusoff is a pretty good goalie. He also looks like he came out of a Coen brothers' movie. Am I right? Anyway, here's the deal. I was going to link to a MIKA video in this space, but who the f besides me wants to see that? Instead here's something completely random.

Avalanche 9, Blues 5

Could Colorado beat the Miami Dolphins? In hockey - definitely. In football? Perhaps. After all, Milan Hejduk is a gun slinger. The NHL's answer to the Sex Cannon scored a hat trick and gave all the ladies in the first row a souvenir - a baby Hejduk! That's right - the stork was waiting outside the Pepsi Center.