Not much doing today. Friday's are Half-days here at Cousins of Ron Mexico. That means we shut the plant down early here on Marcus Vick Blvd and head home for some afternoon drinking and Maddening. I think Kyle might be joining me for some Pizza Hut Buffet at noon which is good because I can't stand the idea of being "that guy" at the PHB. Believe me, I love the PHB, but I can't stand the thought of being the guy that goes alone. Going to a pizza buffet has got to be well below "the guy who goes to OTB alone" or "the guy who goes to little league games alone even though he doesn't know any of the kids." Not that I've ever done either of those. Sure I do own sweatpants with elastic on the bottom of the legs and have been known to carry a cooler full of ice pops to public parks. That's neither here nor there.
Well, this weekend there are no big horse races, (boo!) but its wedding and graduation season (Woo hoo!) so I’ve got that going for me. I’m going to Lauren’s cousin’s wedding tomorrow at noon and then I have to jet back to the north country where I have two cousins of my own celebrating their high school graduation. Read it with me – free booze. Ahhhh.
Saturday night (if I can keep my head up) is The Ultimate Fighter finale which features BJ Penn and Jens Pulver. Spike TV Saturday night at 9. If you want to catch up on where TUF is at you can watch the entire season back-to-back-to-back all day on Spike. The TUF finale should be jam packed with action as it features the most exciting division throughout the card – Lightweights. Every fight except one will be One-hundred-fifty-five-pounders. I’ll probably get so excited I’ll start singing Whitesnake. That’s another story though.
As I've already mentioned, it's a lazy day. So I'll leave you with a couple shitty links and a video.
The link is from Kissing Suzy Kolber. Of course Deadspin picked up on it.
A dastardly chipmunk. (Sorry, Prairie Dog) I think he's the one that tied Heather down to the tracks.
Finally, a Sopranos spoof... by the Clintons?