The Ladies of TGIF Series Presents: Stacy Dash

Stacy Dash is best known as "Dee" in Clueless. What sneaks her in here is that Clueless was made into a television show (which ran for 3 seasons) and on TGIF for the 96-97 season.

If you're home, then please, Google Stacy Dash and enjoy your afternoon.

If you're at work, then please, Google Stacy Dash and enjoy the extra time with your families after you get fired because Stacy Dash is "tastefully" naked in many image search results.

The picture above was used in The Roundup by The Big Lead a few months back. TBL worried that the pic might be too racy, but I'm not worried about that because I have a teeny tiny monitor that no one but I can see. It's comically small. In fact sometimes I'll be reading something online and lose sight of my monitor. It's an all out silly situation.

Oh yeah, Stacy Dash is currently 41 years old and still looking alright. Thought I would mention that.

More Christmas Cheer...

...and the return of RST

I had a nice little rant going about Britney Spears' sister's pregnancy, but decided that wasn't really in the Christmas spirit. Though I did have a great line where I refered to her as "Trainwreck McFuckup." Instead I'm going to bring you the latest offering from the Right Side of the Tree boys.

It's simply called "Pregaming."

Pregaming

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This video reminded me of the debate that raged (Okay, it was two comments total) yesterday on this beautifully written blog about the merits of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I'm unquestionably in the pro-PBR camp - as evident by the official CRM logo. Hey look, I changed "beer" to "blog." How impressive is that? It only took me 8 months to figure out that "blog" made more sense than "beer" in that spot! What a genius!

Anyway, I won't stand for anyone talking shit about PBR* so anybody who doesn't like cheap beer can suck it.

In conclusion, I'm getting ready to drink at the holiday party in an hour or so. Boo ya!

*Actually, I will

Happy Holidays

As you may have noticed the Birthday Live-Blog kind of hit a wall yesterday what with alcohol and bowling coming into the equation. How lifelike.

Anyway, thanks to all for the birthday wishes. On days like yesterday you really realize how blah blah blah.

Since it's the holidays (did anyone notify ESPN? lols!) I'll be posting infrequently if at all, which you're used to by now so no worries about how long I can keep this run-on sentence going, right?

This afternoon is our department holiday party at The Pump House.

And anyone that's in the area, we'll be celebrating the birthdays of Justin, David Wright and myself tonight at Redwood Lanes on Central Avenue 10 -2. Merry X-mas

Birthday Live-Blog - Bowling Time

Time for bowling, bitches.

Eric just brought over some birthday PBR Pounders so life is nice.

Birthday Live-Blog Quitting Time

It's 3pm, so that means it's time for me to head home!

Justin had some Pepper Jack's for lunch. It was amazing!

I need to go home and eat a pizza and drink some beer...now!

Exclamation point.

Birthday Live-Blog Early Afternoon Part 2

Justin just reported that he is going to "location undetermined" for lunch.

I for one, wish him a happy, hearty, healthy lunch. I'll be back as soon as I get more info.

I did an image search for "location undetermined" and found this on the first page. Why did I choose it? Well, because 499 was the prefix (?) of the phone numbers in Whitehall, where I grew up.

And just in case you wondering, my mother's name is not Charlotte, asshole.

Birthday Live-Blog Early Afternoon

As of right now, I'm waiting to hear where Justin plans on going for lunch. I'll let you know as soon as this story develops. ESPN's Chris Mortensen is reporting that Justin will drive to Red Lobster during his half-hour lunch.

Birthday Live-Blog: Others Celebrating With Justin and I Today

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What better excuse could there be to post a picture of Lucy Pinder? She's 24 today. If you'd like a bigger gallery of Lucy that won't get you fired, you can click on the With Leather archive for her - you won't be disappointed. Just make sure you don't have to stand up for any reason in the next hour.

Also turning 24 today:

Mia Beck, adult film star(?) IMDB
I don't know if I've ever seen any of Mia's work, but I'm sure I'd enjoy it. In fact, I might want to check it out just to see how someone that shares my birthday does their job. It's just like when I watch Justin review applications. Yeah, just like that...

Jonah Hill from Superbad

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Turning 25 today (With Justin and I)

Our third brother, David Wright of the New York Mets. Justin and I sent him an invitation to celebrate with us, but we haven't heard back yet. I'm sure the phone call is coming any...minute...now...

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Roy Williams of the Detroit Lions. If he didn't share a birthday with me I'd tell him to fuck off for not being a consistent, non-injury-prone, fantasy liability. But since he might deliver a pizza to my doorstep, I'll let it slide.

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Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes. I was going to post a picture of Robinson's ex, Kate Hudson, but it's not her birthday so you can just follow the link. (Warning: Side-butt)

Links stolen from: 100% Injury Rate, With Leather

Birthday Live-Blog: Lunchtime Edition

Oh boy, it's lunchtime! I've been waiting for lunch since breakfast - and I had a great breakfast.

On the menu today is some leftover fettucine alfredo from the Purple Pub in Cohoes, New York. Before last night I'd never even heard of The Purple Pub, but boy am I glad I know about it now. It's delicious. I had some hot wings and the aforementioned alfredo. They were wondrous. The food was so good I would even consider taking Lauren there if she has an especially tough week. Or buys me something cool. Or something other third thing that I can't think of right now.
Where was I? Oh yeah, lunch. Mmmm....this shit is good!

Birthday Live-Blog Getting To Work

I arrived at work on time (10 minutes early to be exact!). What a rush. Work rules!...

An hour and a half later, I've been busy the entire time. What's that all about? It's my birthday.

Have I driven that point too far home at this point? I realize it's only 10am. By the time I go bowling you'll probably want to punch me in the head. Here's a present to myself:

Birthday Live-Blog Wake Up Call

Woke up just fine this morning. Why couldn't I sleep in? It's my freaking birthday after all. At least I got a couple cards full of money from my family. If my grandmother could navigate the internet I'd say, "Thanks for the 50 bucks, Grandma!"

Instead I'm going to have to call her. Aaawwwww....I just saw her a month ago!

Birthday Live-Blog 3:30am

Well, it's the middle of the night and I'm sleeping soundly. Not much to report other than that. See you in the morning.

Happy Birthday!

Birthday Live-Blog

Good morning/noon/night! It's my birthday. And Justin's. Pretty cool, eh? Yup, 25 years ago today our mothers gave birth to us on opposite sides of the state of New York.

Nah, I'm just kidding.

Truth is, I was born 20 minutes before Justin. His mother happened to be in the hospital to get her knee scoped after she hurt it in a winter-league softball scrimmage. (She tried to beat out a slow roller to 3rd. She was called safe, but the first baseman protested and the home plate umpire overruled the ump at first. Complete bullshit IMO)

Anyway, after I was born, I immediately impregnated Justin's mom. Yada, yada, yada...The rest is history.

That brings us to today. We're both turning 25 (a quarter-century!) and couldn't be more excited.

The 25th, as we all know, is the silver birthday so we got each other matching spoons. Aside from gift giving, I'll be live-blogging my our birthday today. From waking up and showering [separately] to me going bowling, leaving my good friend in the apartment alone with nothing but a bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of Häagen-Dazs.

It will all* be covered here. I'll be updating regularly. As long as your definition of regularly is "once every few hours or so. Maybe." Anyway, I'm going to have a beer right now with my fellow birthday compatriot. Happy birthday to us.

This unprecedented birthday live-blog is sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon - "It ain't trendy if it's all you can afford!"

*Editor's Note: It will not all be covered here.

Boooooooo!

Boy, this blog sucks. Where the fuck are all the women and swear words?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

It's already Wednesday and there hasn't been a single freaking post. What the shit is that all about?

Update: Yeah, that's it. I was snowed in. Yup. That's the ticket.