The Zamboni Ride: So Easy A Monkey Could Write It

Canadians 3, Islanders 1

What do Montreal fans yell in celebration instead of "hip-hip-hooray!"?

Crist-obal Huet! Crist-obal Huet! Crist-obal Huet!

Capitals 4, Senators 2

When last we checked in with our heroes from the north they were destroying every able bodied hockey team that stepped in their way. Today, Ott-ow-ah is 29-12-4 thanks to a defeat at the hands of Washington and Alexander Semin. *Muffled laughter*


Blue Jackets 3, Canucks 2

You know, it's gotten to the point where when I see Pascal Leclaire's name in print or hear it on television I pound my chest and and act like Philip Rivers.

Maple Leafs 5, Hurricanes 4

Ian White scored a goal and had an assist. He celebrated by watching three Tivo'd episodes of ABC's Cavemen. The moral of this story is that I now hate Ian White.

Avalanche 3, Lightening 0

According to the standings and word of mouth, it's no surprise that the Colorado was victorious. Jeff Finger scored the go-ahead-game-winner while Bob Toe - who isn't a real person to my knowledge - was held scoreless.

Thrashers 5, Red Wings 1

Martin Hossa - my boy! - notched a hat-trick and Kari Lehtonen was just silly in goal stopping 46 shots.

Predators 3, Flames 0

Predators see heat, so this is of no surprise to me.

Kings 3, Oilers 1

Patrick O'Sullivan put down the Jameson's long enough to score a goal and assist a teammate in accomplishing the same.

Coyotes 5, Sharks 3

A lot of players played well in this game.

Ducks 4, Stars 2

There are so many different Might Ducks references to use here, I'm at a loss. I will tell you that there is fan fiction out there that I plan on sharing with you nice people in the future. You'll be blown away.