Simon Sez This Movie Sucks

So there I am on a normal Friday morning watching some television when all of a sudden...



I found this gem on HBO. Regular HBO mind you - Not HBO Zone. Or HBO Signature, but regular HBO.

I was initially drawn in by...

WTF?

Hold on. While I was writing that I looked up at the television and realized that Rodman and Cook were in a car that flew off a cliff. Doesn't sound so bad does it? Well, as the car started to plummet - possibly riding the world of Dane Cook - a parachute opened up and they floated to safety. I swear you couldn't even tell there was a green screen. (Oh, yeah - sorry for getting your hopes up about the whole Dane Cook falling to his death thing.)

...anyway. Like I was saying, I was initially drawn into the film by this lady: This is Natalie Cigliuti. If you kind of remember her from a part of your childhood that you tried to forget, it's because she played Lindsay in Saved by the Bell: The New Class. *shudders*

I mentioned this movie was horrible right? In fact its #51 on the IMDB bottom 100 bad. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go have parachutes installed in my car.

Update: There is now a quicksand involved.

Update 2: Don't judge me for watching this.

Update 3: The film also features former supermodel Emma Sjoberg. Sjoberg's photos tend to run on the NSFW-side so Google with caution. Your bosses shouldn't have any issues with this one of her and The Worm though.